Fuck you, Mr. Versatility


Ashrita Furman (born Keith Furman) happens to be the douche that holds the douchiest world record on earth: the record for holding the most records in the Guinness Book of Records. He began his record-breaking career after meeting his inner spirit while riding a bike non-stop for 24 hours (he’s a devout follower of the Indian mystic Sri Chinmoy), and has kept on breaking records in order to “inspire” normal people to find their very own inner spirit. He currently holds 98 records and habitually demands people to refer to him as Mr. Versatility. We decided to fuck with Ashrita Furman in the only way that Ashrita Furman can be seriously fucked with: we set out to break some of his records. And then laugh in his shattered face.
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