Big Boi endorses chemtrails conspiracy theory, claims expertise

Big Boi is a rapper that I have a lot of respect for. He seems trustworthy.

So when he takes it upon himself to endorse a wildly outrageous conspiracy theory that claims that visible aircraft trails in the sky are part of some government program to either give us all cancer, mitigate/cause global warming or to seed the skies with electrically conductive materials as part of a massive electromagnetic superweapons program based around the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program...I'm kind of willing to take his word for it.

Look, proof!

Suffice to say, if Big Boi says this shit is real…then, as far as I’m concerned, this shit is REAL! He has, after all, certain irrefutable credentials that fit within 128 characters.

The whole thing is all terribly scientific and complex though, so you should probably just take Big Boi's word for it too.

But if you need some more convincing, conspiracy theory slut and self-proclaimed son of God David Icke is totally down with chemtrails.

Oh, and Prince is totally down with chemtrails too (other then that, I have no fucking idea what he's talking about in that interview).

Beck even wrote a song about chemtrails. It was called Chemtrails. Genius stuff. But Beck's a jerk so don't take his word for it.

So from now on, whenever you look up in the sky like this fine chap...

Just trust in Big Boi, David Icke, myself and Prince (not Beck), and don't breathe.