Bill Murray is the perfect human
Here he is promoting his new film with Wes Anderson. It's called Moonrise Kingdom and it will be great.
Cane toads in Australia
This is a hilarious documentary about the introduction of cane toads to Queensland, Australia. Featuring an aged gentleman that enjoys watching them fornicate in his front garden. Each to their own.
The end of the world will be scored by Justin Bieber and look very much like an abstract painting
All this 2012 end of the world shit got me thinking...
Having now thought, I have come to a conclusion. It is this. The song above will play during the end of the apocalypse.
Having now thought, I have come to a conclusion. It is this. The song above will play during the end of the apocalypse.
Having now uncovered what the end of the world will sound like, it got me thinking what the end of the world will look like. Hence the big black square below. It is a painting. It looks very much like the end of the world.
Thus, to complete the interactive end of world experience, feel free to stare with stone cold dread at this abstract "masterpiece" by Ad Reinhardt whilst listening to apocalyptic Bieber.
Thus, to complete the interactive end of world experience, feel free to stare with stone cold dread at this abstract "masterpiece" by Ad Reinhardt whilst listening to apocalyptic Bieber.
I still haven't figured out what the end of the world will smell like...I'm leaning towards mothballs. Or Subway. Probably Subway.
A Tribe Called Quest finally talk about their documentary
Maybe you heard, A Tribe Called Quest had a documentary made about them. By this guy.
Who you know from below-par 90s films such as Metro and True Romance. Fuck knows why he was chosen as director? Apparently Q-Tip was impressed by his "enthusiasm". To be fair, he has some experience rapping on some shitty comedy that no-one ever watched. And the first three letters of his last name spell R-A-P. Apart from that, he's never even made a film before.
The only trailer that has been doing rounds on the internet was an unofficial (and unsynced) ditty called Beats Rhymes and Fights (the film's actually called Beats, Rhymes and Life, after Tribe's fourth album).
They showed the whole thing at Sundance, without approval from Tribe. Hence the controversy, and a bunch of angry tweets from Q-Tip.
If you've read this far, you should probably just watch the full MTV interview with Q-Tip, Ali Shaheed Muhammad and Jarobi (on the phone).
They talk about a whole lot, including how Rapaport "deceived" them, and why Phife didn't show. The email Q-Tip reads out is pretty fucked up.
Hopefully they agree on a final cut soon, and we get to see the film. In the meantime, watch this.
Notes on Charlie Sheen and the End of Empire
Bret Easton Ellis has written an article about Charlie Sheen, how every man wants to do blow and fuck hookers, and the changing nature of celebrity. It's great.
Follow this link to read the full article.
Rupert Murdoch - A Portrait of Satan
Rupert Murdoch is "the world's most sinister man". And not just because he shunned his Australian citizenship for American naturalisation. It is because he is Satan.
BBC journo Adam Curtis has done what I've always wanted to do but was too busy watching football and getting drunk to do, and collected an amazing bunch of film clips and text, charting Murdoch's rise from being just a bit of a cunt, to the devil himself.
Read the full article here.
I had a dream where Mr T was in Calvin and Hobbes
It was called Calvin and Hobbes and Mr T. It was the best comic book ever. Then I woke up and this is about as close as it gets. Funny, informative, but definitely lacking in Calvin and Hobbes.
Gee thanks Glenn Beck for educating me on what a Nuclear Meltdown is via a wok and a bunch of M&M's
...and then not mentioning the word radiation once.
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