This is an ad I placed on Craigslist a while ago. I was going to do an article about my experience meeting a dwarf/midget and facing my "fear". It was going to make me famous. I was going to be like Louis Theroux except more awkward and self-involved and less famous. But still famous. It was definitely going to make me famous. I even heard back from two midgets. They both requested that I pay them an exorbitant amount of money per hour. I joked that we could adjust the price by foot of height that they measure. They didn't fall for it and both sent abusive emails back. One referred to me as a "pig". So I referred to him as a "greedy little capitalist fucker". Things got ugly. The article no longer looked promising.
ps. if any dwarfs/midgets read this, I'm still up for it. I don't hold grudges against your kind and I know that there must be some dwarfs/midgets out there who aren't greedy. I don't even care whether you're friendly or not anymore. The horizons are broadening. A hostile midget will do fine.
